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Wednesday, December 27, 2006,6:40 PM

Palmistry

In a palm, we can see if a person has interest in palmistry and is able to learn pretty well. That is the line A. The horisontal line that cuts across the career line, and connected to intellect line and heat line. With this line , the person has a keen 6th sense, and highly interested in religious studies and palmistry and stuffs. And have a flair in it.

I don have ar.. so cannot carve a career by looking at palm. hahaha....

In line B, ie the heart line, of there are dots (something like mole) , cross, star like lines or circle, mean u will have heart problems. Whether in which year, u wil have to look at line C. (line C and B is the same ie Heart line)

from the pic.. no need explain.. mid of last finger is 10 year old and so on. If ur mid age like 40 or 50 plus gonna have heart prob, u better take care of urself now.......

And if there is a break in Heart line somewhere the age of 30 ie mid of the 2nd last finger, mean that you will have relationship problems at that age.

Saturday, December 23, 2006,9:04 AM

INSECTS.. POOR thing....

There was an uninvited guest tonight..... Bro and sis were yelling here and there... thought there was another cockrach appearance...nope... centipede... 1st appearance...

Er... HOW DID IT GET IN SIA????? dont think they can climb walls leh.... sewage??? duh.... 10th storey leh... anyone got centipede in their house before???

my bro tends to get eccentric when it comes to creepy crawlers.... started looking for it... then when it wriggle out, my bro turned frantic..... took newspaper and whack it.... the poor centipede lost 6 of its legs during the struggle... kaos... i have to stop my bro man....

having equipped with 2 plastic bag (scared ganna bitten) i picked it up by the head ( aim sala)... feels rubbery... first time... would like to catch it with bare hands .. too bad its poisonous...

So far i still prefer the feel of four legged dragon....lisard... at least it wont struggle so much... cockroach is the worst... cos it feels crispy.... easily crushed.. then have to be super careful... lisard better.. can feel bone structure.. at least will know when not to exert too much strength...

Hope the centipede will survive despite losing 6 legs.... of the 30> legs....

Friday, December 22, 2006,5:02 AM

NAtional science competition

Was watching local national science competition....

Student A: Now we explain how the flowers mate.

Student B: (act as bee) buzz.......*take a ball from a man-made flower*Went to second flower of same species and put ball on top of it*

Student C: *pour some powder into 2nd flower*

Flower 2: *some reaction takes place*

Student A: *explains* bee collects nectar from flower1 and brings with it pollen. When it drops by flower 2, the pollen mixes with the flower 2... mating completes....

Student C: *young flower is born!*

So the show goes on and explains how young flower is born...

Student A: If the flower doesnt belongs to the same species....

* the process is the same... except...

Student B: *buzz......* go from 1st to 2nd flower....

Student C: *does nothing*

Student A: Uh oh... no baby flower....

Me: ???? Oi sis.. why ar? Why different species cant make baby flowers?

Sis: ...... cos student C didnt pour powder inside the flower.... LOL!

Me: -_-"

Wednesday, December 20, 2006,7:29 AM

Palmistry (20/12/06)

Wah.. the later part of the palmistry is so complex.. need time to digest.. so start with simple one.. still contemplating to write about marriage or not... oh my.. anyway.....

Talk about Intellect Line this time.. It represents ur IQ. If ur line is like A, flat straight, u are more realistic, practical type...

A curvy one like B author say its "fantasy"(huan 4 xiang4) type...

the appropriate length should be below the second last finger. The longer it is the better it is. Mean higher IQ.

Ok for now its like this... sun will update a longer one...

Sunday, December 17, 2006,1:43 AM

Palmistry 17/12/06

The Heart Line also tells about health besides marriage. If the Heart line breaks and continue (below B), the negative impact on marriage and heart isnt great. But if there is an island mark like A, the impact is more.

Another type is B. It breaks off the line.... not very good.

If there is a line (C) connecting or like D, there is something bracketing the broken line, it means the problems can be solved.

Other situations like E, island mark below the middle finger means the bloog regulatory system has some prob. For plumb peep, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, , mostly will have this... means the heart and blood vein (xue guan) got problem liao...

If it is F, means eyes got prob...( thats me) like short sightedness, bai2 nei4 (s)hang4 ( my last alphabet spoil.. use (s) to replace) , or qing1 guang1 yen3... but wondering if the island mark will go off if i do laser on my eyes...

Another saying is that men is left hand, lady is right hand.. if lady's left hand have this, means that she will marry a guy with specs...

If its G means urinal problems... So if u see notice any marks, just see doctor first.. hahaha...

Wednesday, December 13, 2006,7:29 AM

Palmistry (14/12/06)

This is what they call broken palm. meaning the heart and intellect line combine to become one...

Those who have this, have the characteristics of unwavering determination in getting to targeted goals, be it loving someone or doing something. Character is more of a loner. Few friends and few close friends. As the emotions are more sensitive and easily hurt, the individual is more suited to work on own rather than partnership.

From author's experience,most likely have lau2 lu4 ming4.(workaholic or have a life of work work work and work)

Either the first in family or the youngest....(true for hangqi.. true for my mum)

If shape of the palm is good and line of career is clear, can be boss of a company, doctor, lawyer, engineer etc.

If palm shape is hard and rough, career line is not clear, will be technical person.(technician etc). All have one characteristics ie, want to build a career with own hands.

For female, If B, ie high broken palm, replacing the Heart Line, mean emotional, will do silly things.

If A, mean more rationale, will be slightly selfish, greedy and short tempered

,7:22 AM

Joke of the day(for supplier)

Was writing a cheque for supplier when starhub called. was talking on the phone and relied on my ability to do 2 things at a time to write the cheque....

After finishing writing the front of the cheque,(still on phone) i turned to the back and started to write my account number... my supplier employee started laughing and point to the acct number.... that was supposed to be filled by them...

After the call ended , she burst out laughing..

She:"oi u want to open the cheque and bank to ur own acct isit? hahahaha"
me:" don like this leh.. on phone ma.. mistake..."
then she laugh all the way and i left...

worried that i wrote wrongly on the cheque, i called to their acct in-charge..
Me: "hi matt here...u help me check if i got write anything wrongly. Thanks."
accountant: "as long as u don write ur acct number can le muahahahaha...."

-_-" she actually know who i am... i didnt even tell her the details....

Sunday, December 10, 2006,7:51 PM

Dream

hmmm.. got a disturbing dream...not about me.. about someone else... not life threatening.. but if it happens... it is very headache.. hope it doesnt happen...

,7:09 PM

Palmistry (11/12/06)

Last time we talked about three lines from the same source (as in like A)the Heart,Intellect and Life line cconnects together. This will result in a flaw in marriage.

Another one that indicate a flaw in marriage is B. the lines are broken , not continuous. Mean a lot of obstacles and happenings in relationship. Will have some burden due to ur relationship. If there is a island shape figure (dao3 wen2) on the Heart Line, it may mean an affair or 3rd party. And due to the turmoil in relationship, you may have some heart problems.

If Heart line breaks at position of middle finger (c), it means some calamity, sickness which may cause problems in marriage.

If breaks at D, it may mean problems due to ur own actions eg. not faithful to love, or over confident and not respecting ur love ones.

If breaks at E, means u are overly selfish in relationship which will result in marriage problems.

For marriage, need to see both hand. If one hand has it, the other dont, means can salvage.

Marriage problems meaning : life and death, critical illness of partner, sexual problems between couples, couples always quarrel,separate room to sleep, affair(as in though still maintain marraige relationship, heart is no longer there), or time couples meet is very little. (from serious to mild)

For marriage or in any relationship, mutual respect is required. If you do consider how the other party is feeling or what they are going through, you maybe able to understand why they treat you that way. But if everytime u think : "why he/she scold me?always do things make me angry. cant he/she let me do my things?" etc... its going to be headache in relationship cos you always think of urself. but pls moderate. Extreme will be self sacraficial, the spouse will take you for granted.

in simple terms, be kind to urself , be kind to others.

Sunday, December 03, 2006,7:25 AM

Palmistry (3 December)

One's emotion and ratinality , whether they can both be balance will affect their way of doing things and style of doing things.

A normal Heart line is as per A. The distance between line and end of segment 3 is the same as the length of segment 1 of last 2nd finger. This kind of peep can make decision out of rationality, can treat peep with warmth and sincerity. Not bad relation with peep.

For a high position one like B, means feelings is not controlled by rationality. Normally this type of peep has a lot of emotions. Treat peep with warmth, emotionally rash, like to do according to own's feelings, is more of a emotional person. Gan qing yong shi type. Once in love, the heat can soar up high and fast.. very easily wanna talk abt marriage, but when heat subside, marriage will meet with obstacle...

For a low Heart line, the emotions are controlled by rationality... so its the opposite of B.normally do things according to logic, have rationale behaviour. when in love, normally will think too much and result in late marriage (probably)

If HEART line is deeper, means value gan qing, if Intellect line deeper, mean value more on ratioanlity.